You are a JERK.
It’s a damn good thing I drive slow when I’m tired, otherwise I might not have been doing 35 going over that hill when you decided to illegally pass going up a hill at night while doing 70+ in a 45. If I hadn’t been tired, if I had been going the speed limit, I might be dead.
And when I got home, and there were cops patrolling my street, I had a pretty good idea who they were looking for, and when I saw them speed off in the direction you were going, I was pretty excited about it. I hope they got you and I hope you get locked up for so long your license expires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes it works, and you get a response like this from your professor:
He’s printing it out and distributing it to the class as an example.
1 Put your iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing the meme as well as the person you got the note from.
IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Hey Pretty by Poe
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Silk Cut by the Mimsies
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
The Ascent of Stan by Ben Folds
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Good Day Sunshine by the Beatles
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Nobody Listens To Silence by Ryan Adams
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) by the Beatles
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Exitlude by the Killers
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
People As Places As People by Modest Mouse
WHAT IS 2+2?
Oh! Sweet Nuthin’ by the Velvet Underground
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Deepest Blues are Black by the Foo Fighters
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Well That Was Easy by Franz Ferdinand
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Just Like Anyone by Aimee Mann
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Face and Ghost (The Children’s Song) by Live
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Quiet Houses by Fleet Foxes
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Conspiracy of One by the Offspring
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Ghosts of a Future Lost by Clint Mnsell
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Granada by Emilio de Benito
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Polyester Bride by Liz Phair
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Ava Maria by Schubert
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Starting Now by Ingrid Michaelson
WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Can We Still Be Friends by Tudd Rundgren
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Bossa Nova by Shivaree
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Middle of Nowhere by Hot Hot Heat
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Erlking by Schubert
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Dr. Pill by Clint Mansell
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Fight Test by The Flaming Lips
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Like this Girl by Uncle Joey and the Mudpuppies
Does anyone like you?
The Longest Time by Billy Joel
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Getting Might Crowded by Elvis Costello
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
El Sol by Zwan (which is the happiest most unhurting song ever.
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Cloud Blood by Ani DiFranco
You can push your issues to the top of the list!
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